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I woke up and realized I was in hell...or something very close. [06 May 2010|04:53pm] This past week has been an absolute nightmare. On a lighter note, we are going to be okay. holler!

Yellow snow. [10 Apr 2010|05:28pm] [ mood | sick ] The pollen this year is incredibly bad. I have never had anything affect me this badly. My husband says when he is coming in on a "final approach", he see's a yellow cloud hovering over the ground. It has been giving me the worse migraines. Today, I thought I was going to puke because my head felt like it was going to explode. Not to mention my eyes are itchy and watery. I never sleep anymore, so when I hit the sack today for a nap, I must have slept HARD. I woke up SO disoriented. My knee felt like it was asleep and I couldn't move for a good 5 minutes. I wobbled into the kitchen and raided my refrigerator as if I hadn't eaten in days. I gulped down 2 glasses of water in 10 seconds. Dear pollen, I HATE YOU. holler!

Bad things always come in 3's! [09 Apr 2010|04:16pm] [ mood | irritated ] So I'm giving my apartment some much needed TLC and what do I find in Layla's room? A stuffed animal in the toilet, a rotten banana in her toy box, and apparently it snowed while I was away for a minute or so. She got into some BABY POWDER and sprinkled it all over her carpet. I need a vacation NOW! holler!

[07 Apr 2010|10:55pm] [ mood | hopeful ] I really hope that the future has something amazing in store for me. holler!

TFLN. [06 Apr 2010|04:44pm] [ mood | amused ] If you have never read anything from Texts From Last Night, you should probably go there now and do so. Here are some of the ones that really made me "LOL"... (812): My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow (516): Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven. (519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba" (919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog. (512): i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT. (970): I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar. (303): Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick. (314): On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you? (630): My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock. (928): Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex". (406): my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute (770): just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes. (641): Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout. holler!

I miss these days so much... [05 Apr 2010|07:04pm] [ mood | nostalgic ] holler!

Spring has definitely sprung. [05 Apr 2010|06:49pm] [ mood | hot ] Today I stepped outside to a yellow cloud of thick pollen floating in the air. I had to wash and wipe my windshield in order to see out of it. I'm not used to this at all! Easter was a lot of fun. We went to church at our local amphitheater. Our church was having their service there and they had an Easter egg hunt for the kids. Layla had me running around after her and she went into a bounce house for the first time. I think it kind of scared her, haha! I made a big dinner and Mike and the guys came over to help us eat it! Here are some pictures: holler!

The Queen city! [05 Apr 2010|10:13am] [ mood | lazy ] Charlotte, NC is such a different place. It definitely has its perks! I compiled a list of things that make Charlotte stand out. Especially from where I used to live! 1) This is Nascar capital. Dale Earnhardt is kinda a big deal around here. 2) Harris Teeter is their Publix, but the two cannot be compared. 3) People clean out the grocery stores whenever snow is on the forcast. Then it snows only a quarter of an inch! The rule is to go our prior and buy a loaf of bread and a gallon of milk. 4) Everyone here has worked at either Wachovia or Bank of America. 5) You drive straight on one road for 5 miles and it has already changed names 4 times. The infamous Sharon Road/Sharon Road intersection. Someone didn't get very creative! 6) Everyone here has almost or already has hit a deer by their car. 7) Charlotte has four seasons: Humid, Very Humid, Insanely Humid, and Christmas. 8) Everyone considers chewing tobacco "normal". 9) If you live here, you might as well pursue a career as a doctor or nurse. 10) If you get lost, you could very well end up in South Carolina. 11) Bojangles is their Popeye's! 12) Drivers don't ever use their blinkers. 13) The Concord Mills mall is the place to be. Busier than Disney World! holler!

So THAT is how babies are made! [05 Apr 2010|12:10am] [ mood | aggravated ] I'm watching 16 and Pregnant on MTV. Not only do I hate this show, but I can't help watching it. It's like a bad car accident that you slow down to see. I wasn't even a teen mom and it was STILL hard for us! These bitches on this show probably get pregnant on purpose, contact MTV productions, and ask to be on the show. It's glorifying teen pregnancy. I have never been more angry at a television show in my life. I actually cried a lot from watching this stupid, ridiculous show! Maybe it's because I am a mom and I work so hard to care for my child and these dumb bitches don't do anything. UGH! holler!

"I like you, cause you're true blue" [04 Apr 2010|06:47pm] [ mood | indescribable ] What the hell is wrong with me? These past couple of days, I haven't been myself at all. I need an intervention. holler!

Easter egg fun. [03 Apr 2010|08:49pm] YES, she painted her face and YES, she is missing a tooth. Self inflicted. And zeee sexzeee mommmeeee! LOL holler!

"HELLO BEE!" [03 Apr 2010|08:43pm] [ mood | amused ] Kids are hilarious. Today I took Layla to the park and she picks up a bee. A dead freaking bee. It is our job as parents to tell our kids that some things are off limits. This was one of those instances! My in-laws dog crapped on the floor once and Layla tried to eat it. It was the most disgusting, gag worthy moment of my life. She also still eats things off the ground. And one time, she tried to eat "yellow snow". Not even kidding. I remember the days when I could just get up and leave my house. No preparation was necessary. I just went where I wanted, when I wanted. It's not like that anymore. It takes me an hour to get ready to go anywhere. I have to pack a bag of things like snacks, diaper, and such. I must always be ready for a temper tantrum. Trips in the car can be impossible. Romantic nights can be interrupted. Dinners out to eat can be spoiled. Honestly, I love being a mom! There is never a dull moment. holler!

"Don't bite your friends!" [03 Apr 2010|11:52am] [ mood | bored ] The show Yo Gabba Gabba is a very interesting show that my 2 year old absolutely loves. When I first saw it a couple years ago (before I was a mom), I was thinking "What the fuck is this shit? I will NEVER let my children watch this crazy show with this orange, fuzzy man dancing around the screen!" My daughter watches it everyday and shoves the DVD in my face. "YO YO YO MOMMY!!!!!" The characters include a one-eyed, red cyclops named Muno, a pink flower monster named Foofa, a yellow robot who is their mentor named Plex, a green, furry, disgruntled monster named Brobee, and a blue, feline looking creature named Toodee. The man who brings these characters to life is DJ Lance Rock. He wears a fuzzy, orange hat, dark rimmed glasses, and jumpsuit. The shows consists of several different segments of old school video games, the Super Music Friend Show, which features a musical act, a dancey dance with a celebrity, and a comic called Super Martian Robot Girl. The episodes focus on a certain subject that they learn about. The show has taught my daughter that biting your friends is NOT okay, to not be afraid of the dark, and to be nice to everyone (among many other important life lessons). What really made me love this show was the music acts. They had bands on there like The Shins, Mates of State, and The Ting Tings. How cool is that? My husband and I randomly break out into a "Yo Gabba Gabba" songs because these songs are so damn addicting and get stuck in your head. Needless to say, the show is a thousands times better than that whore Dora. She can speak 2 different languages and still can't find a damn tree! P.S. I sorta, kinda, maybe, just a little bit have a crush on DJ Lance Rock. I would like to meet him. He's magical. LOL! 1 holler!

Exactly 2 years ago. [18 Mar 2010|11:21pm] I was in labor experiencing the most excruciating pain I have ever felt in my life. Okay, so I will spare you the details, but it was the single most amazing moment in my life. On March 19th, 2008 at 1:27 AM, Layla entered the world. She came faster than I had expected and I was so relieved when she finally did. The room was filled with tears of joy. It was a long and crazy ride, but I wouldn't trade it for anything else in this world. I can't wait for us to have another baby. I'm getting baby fever like crazy. THIS NEEDS TO STOP NOW! holler!

We are nowhere and it's now. [06 Mar 2010|11:50pm] [ mood | awake ] Today was a rather boring day. DH worked all day long as usual. Right now we are laying in bed as I am typing away on the laptop. I wish I could fall asleep that easily. Ever since I became a mother, I'm part nocturnal. My sleep patterns are way off and may never be the same again. I used to sleep throughout the entire night! Now I wake up at LEAST 5 times. We had a little bit of a scare tonight when I discovered DH left his cabinet in the bathroom without its baby lock. Well, of course she went in it and of course she found something that appeared to be candy! Daddy's vitamins! I had to call Poison Control to ease my mind. She should be okay. Tomorrow we are going to a birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese. I haven't been there in years. My husband says he is excited for the beer. Should be interesting. holler!

I'm back. [05 Mar 2010|06:02pm] [ mood | lonely ] I don't know why I'm writing again in this thing. I guess the boredom overcame me and I just had to get my thoughts out somewhere. A lot has changed... I'm a stay at home mom. I'm a wife. My husband is too busy for me. He works 7 days a week and we NEVER see each other. I'm his bitch/assistant/secretary. It sucks. We moved 3 states away from where I grew up. I love and hate it. I miss the beach and warm, sticky, humid weather. (I can't believe I am admitting to that) It's good to have a fresh start though. I don't have to feel like everyone knows my past. I have the most amazing daughter ever. She is the light of my life. I know you're probably thinking "everyone says this about their children", but seriously...you will know exactly the feeling once you become a parent. She turns 2 this month and has quite the personality. The things she does and says are hilarious. I could be having the worst day ever and she puts a smile back on my face no matter what is going on. What brings me back here you say? Well, I'm finally starting to realize that no one of this Earth understands me. No one. To be continued... holler!

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